Ten Sensible Policies that Will Never Happen
- Ban all guns, except rifles and shotguns.
- Enforce the separation of church and state.
- Which would lead to the legalization of gay marriage, and also probably abortion.
- Publicly finance all politics.
- Ban advertising by pharmaceutical companies. (Partly so the song ‘viva Viagra’ no longer gets stuck in my head, causing much embarrassment when I walk around singing it.)
- Government subsidised journalism. (Anyone who doesn’t agree should stop reading anything that originated with, or is on, the BBC.)
- Significant government support for the arts.
- Strip Sheriff Joe Arpaio of all powers. Immediately. (As the beginning of prison reform.)
- Legalise illegal immigrants.
- Legalise drugs.
I want to live in this world. (Isn’t abortion already legal?)
(via Gawker)
I bet the people that oppose health care reform live comfortably knowing they can afford their prescriptions.
Because I can’t. I literally cannot afford my prescriptions.
Clever Idea of the Day: Kevin @ The Imaginary Zebra came up with a nifty idea to help reduce road rage: Install “Thanks” and “Sorry” light boxes in his car that can be switched on as necessary (e.g., when unintentionally cutting someone off, when someone lets him cut in front of them, etc.)
If you ask me, this feature should come standard.
Plenty of process shots here.
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